Note to Jimmy Page re: your current 25-year-old nasty-looking new girlfriend. Jimmy, you are a genius who has worked harder than anyone I know. You’re thin, tall, handsome and worth over $150 million. You can date anyone you want until you are about 90. So think Clooney. Date a very kind way-beautiful multi-talented to-die-for woman of any age from any nation with great legs and non-harpie facial expressions about 15 pounds lighter who has her own money. Really, dude. WTF.
